Go Ask Your Mom About This Dickability Check Tee
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 19.02 | 20.51 | 22.01 | 24.02 | 25.98 | 27.48 |
| Length, in | 29.02 | 30.00 | 30.98 | 32.01 | 32.99 | 34.02 |
| Sleeve length, in | 8.46 | 8.74 | 9.06 | 9.37 | 9.65 | 9.96 |
This bold cut & sew tee speaks with loud color and louder attitude. Made from quick-drying, shape-retaining polyester, the shirt wears like a confident statement — bright, slightly irreverent text across the chest and flag-accented sleeves that read like a playful dare. It settles into a regular fit that keeps movement easy while the ribbed collar, shoulder tape, and side seams maintain structure through wash after wash. Wear it when you want to bring energy and edge to a casual hangout, backyard barbecue, or a rowdy weekend out. The graphics land with humor and bravado, so it suits someone who likes to joke loud and stand out in a crowd.
Product features
- 100% polyester — durable, quick-drying fabric
- Available in two fabric weights (4.0 oz/yd² or 6.0 oz/yd²)
- Structural details: side seams and shoulder tape for shape retention
- Comfort features: ribbed knit collar, tagless design, regular fit
- Assembled in the USA from globally sourced parts; runs true to size
Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Do not iron
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Do not bleach
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), gentle cycle
100% Polyester
This extremely strong and durable syntetic fabric retains its shape and dries quickly
With side seams
Located along the sides, they help hold the garment's shape longer and give it structural support
Ribbed knit collar with seam
Ribbed knit makes the collar highly elastic and helps retain its shape
Shoulder tape
Twill tape covers the shoulder seams to stabilize the back of the garment and prevent stretching
Do not iron; Do not dryclean; Tumble dry: low heat; Do not bleach; Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), gentle cycle.
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